joke thread (clean)

[GT Freak]

My Grandma told me today that "She has contracted furniture disease." I immediately looked shocked! and then she said, " My chest has fallen into my drawers." :D

[EZM]

did she open her sleeping gown when she told you? now that would have been funny.

[rocknbil]

Well, since this is an RC board, let's throw one in that's related to RC.




What does a BASHER say just before he slams into a curb or the tire of a parked car?











"Hey guys! Watch THIS!"

[RSD]

Well, since this is an RC board, let's throw one in that's related to RC.




What does a BASHER say just before he slams into a curb or the tire of a parked car?









"Hey guys! Watch THIS!"

lol i do that all the time with my tc :p

[Smib]

True story:

My friend had had his E-Maxx for a month or so and mine was on order. I was at his house and we were bashing (i was driving) when he went inside to go to the bathroom. While he was gone I accidentally slammed into the mailbox. So I went inside and said to him(he was out of the bathroom at this point), "I think I broke something" and proceded to put the now two-piece truck on the table.
His response:
"I can't believe I missed it!"

[BullyDawg]

A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I'm gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery."

Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn't win. She prays even harder, saying, "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak.

"Sweetheart, work with me on this," he says. "Buy a ticket."

[RSD]

A kid goes to the zoo with his parents
He sees and elephant and says "Mom whats that?"
His mom replies "Thats his tail honey"
The son says"No not that, under the tail"
His mom says"Oh that, its nothing dear"
So the kid goes to his dad"Dad, whats that under the elephants tail?"
The dad says "Son, that is the elephants *****"
The kid says"But mommy said it was nothing"
The dad smiles and says" Son, I spoil that woman"

edit: those *'s represent a certian part of the male anatomy

[associatedude92]

haha bully lmao :)

[rocknbil]

Ya' just couldn't do it could ya'. :rolleyes:

[EZM]

knock knock?

[Giant655]

what do you tell a man with two black eyes?
Nothing, he's already been told twice!

[jables]

1.two elephants and a snake fall off a cliff, da dum ssssss.


2.what do you call a japanese man flying an airplane?........ a pilot you racist.