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offroaders
10-28-2005, 10:02 PM
i got one here i want to see what funny ones are out there
if you are driving your truck and you do somthing that looks cool and you did not mean to do it then never say oops
rcguy2477
10-29-2005, 12:23 AM
"The older I get, the faster I was", "Sponsor-Mastercard", "RPM=how fast you hit the pipe, Torque=how far you drag the pipe".
Fluke
10-29-2005, 01:15 AM
well i remember a quote on these boards.forgot who said it but i think it was in the new products forum

"faster than poop on a shovel":D

other than that 2 quotes i heard at my track

about gear mesh:"if i put it closer its gonna be too far"

and this one was during a fight "stop picking on me or your mercedes rims(real ones) are gonna switch car"
broncobill
10-29-2005, 03:15 AM
I don't know if this is funny or not...

My buddy and I were running around on his track, and he hit the triple (very large triple, by the way), with his FG Monster Beetle. It was about 6-7' in the air, when the engine just stopped. Not the slow wind down of a plug wire or something coming off. It just died instantly, and it seemed to fall out of the air, and went tumbling. I looked at my buddy and said, "that's not good".

Come to find out, he meltted his piston.
Madmann135
10-29-2005, 04:47 AM
It was a situational thing.

There was this forum where the subject of working women came up.

I was thinking about Hidi on Home Improvement's TV show Tool Time and I said, "I want a lady that knows how to use tools and look good doing it."

Lets just say I was quallified for saying of the Week with that one.
minimole
10-29-2005, 05:34 AM
Sponsered By My Wallet...!

:D
offroaders
10-29-2005, 07:40 AM
lol thos are funny bill why did your freinds piston melt was it to lean
broncobill
10-29-2005, 12:47 PM
lol thos are funny bill why did your freinds piston melt was it to lean

He was using Blue Marble oil mix with Coleman fuel, and had it stored in a metal gas can. I guess the directions on the Blue Marble says not to store in a metal can. It must break down the oil some how. Believe it or not, but it ran very good on the Coleman fuel. Atleast up until that point.
mdewitt71
10-29-2005, 01:37 PM
Your RCs will only go as fast as your paycheck...........
LD3Furious
10-29-2005, 06:30 PM
Your RCs will only go as fast as your paycheck...........


Hence why mine aren't running :(
twistedtrik
10-29-2005, 06:56 PM
This is my favorite and is my sig on all of the forums that allow them.

"No matter how hot she is, somebody, somewhere is tired of her crap"
Baja-Destroyer
10-29-2005, 07:00 PM
my saying is "prove it with math" will end any argument
mdewitt71
10-29-2005, 09:44 PM
Hence why mine aren't running :(

yea, believe me been there.........my Maxx is torn apart awaiting a new spur gear, My XXX Buggy is waiting outdrives..........At least I got some others to play with.......
Fluke
10-30-2005, 01:12 AM
This is my favorite and is my sig on all of the forums that allow them.

"No matter how hot she is, somebody, somewhere is tired of her crap"


it's my favorite too now
LD3Furious
10-30-2005, 08:26 AM
Well...My S3 is running, but Imma racer...never been much of a basher. It is difficult to maintain a racing program and pay bills, lol...on my income. But I get by...now that our outdoor season is over though, I have no way to get set up for indoors...As for favorite RC or racing in general type quotes...Ive seen this on someone's Sig somewhere....not sure where...

" Horsepower is how fast you get to the wall, tourque dictates how much of the wall you take with you"....
Or something like that.
Tim'sLosi
10-30-2005, 08:55 AM
"No matter how hot she is, somebody, somewhere is tired of her crap"

AMEN BROTHER!
rocknbil
10-31-2005, 08:53 PM
Originally in the context of bikers, this works for RC too:

What does an RC driver say just before he totals his RC?







"HEY GUYS! Watch this!"
elcid4300
11-01-2005, 08:12 AM
I had to remove a couple of posts, please keep them clean. Just because there are filters, doesn't mean it's ok to use them :)